Back Off, Let Me Come

The general plan is in place, and the only thing left is to practice—how can we get a group of lively piglets with strong immunity?

The words "exercise more" remained in Shen Tang's mind.

Piggy cubs who have never been gelded are not very friendly. For food, territory, and even who is the boss, they beat and bite each other, you push me, I kick you. Although they are a group of piglets, their combat effectiveness is not weak, and they can fight in groups without a teacher.

They don't know what it means to stop.

If there is a fight, there will definitely be injuries, and if there are injuries, there will definitely be wound infections. If the wounds are infected, is it far away to get sick or even die?

In order to ensure the amount of exercise and avoid group fights, Shen Tang thought of a way - to imitate the man who walks cats and dogs and walk pigs!

Taking the piglets for two laps on the mountain road every day not only consumes excess energy and exercises the body, but also allows them to become familiar with the surrounding environment and fully prepare themselves mentally for castration.

Chu Yao, who heard this "excellent" plan: "..."

He was suspicious.

Shen Tang had a smile in his eyes and said seriously: "Just ask, Wu Hui."

Chu Yao asked, "What if the pig ran away?"

This is a pig, not a raccoon slave raised by Qi Bushan. He will not wander around for a day and then run back home. If a group of piglets dispersed and ran wild all over the mountains and plains, who knows how many piglets would be recovered in the end? If you're unlucky, you might even give a hungry beast extra food.

Shen Tang said: "Put them on a leash."

When you go out to walk your dog or cat, you need to wear a leash, so why shouldn’t piglets? Are they unworthy? No, they are worth it too.

Leash?

You can understand what it is just by looking at the literal meaning.

Chu Yao said: "You can give it a try."

So there was a scene of Shen Tang taking more than 20 piglets for a "walk" the next day, and Lin Feng was also taken to relax together. Although I have a lot of filial piety, I can't ignore my body and keep my worries in my heart all day long. My face has become thinner.

There was also a small episode in the middle——

Piggy's chirping sound attracted a real black-faced man!

Big black face, short mane, rough skin and thick flesh.

The nose is thick and the mouth is long, and a pair of fat ears were born.

At first glance, you can tell that this is a good harvester.

At this time, he was hiding in the bushes not far away, staring at Shen Tang and more than 20 piglets with a fierce look on his face. Lin Feng accidentally caught a glimpse of its traces. The pig's center of gravity sank, its hooves kicked on the ground, and its fat body swayed as it charged towards it.

At that moment, Lin Feng could even clearly feel the shaking of the ground when the wild boar ran wildly. It seemed that what was running towards her was not a fat and scary black pig, but a small black hill.

But before Lin Feng's beauty could fade away, he saw his husband raised his hand to grab it, and the beautiful bright sword appeared out of thin air, shouting: "You evil beast, you are seeking death!"

A gust of wind rushed towards the menacing wild boar.

One person and one pig fought for dozens of rounds.

I don’t know what Mr. Lang’s concerns were. After arguing for a while, he abandoned his sword and kicked the wild boar with a flying shovel. He kicked the wild boar’s raised trotters. Lin Feng, who was hiding in the grass, screamed "Ah" in fright and covered his eyes with his hands. . She knew that her husband could beat a wild boar, but she believed it. The eleven-twenty-year-old boy was still too thin and his head was not open. Compared with the wild boar, he was just a piece of paper.

The visual impact of the confrontation between the two made Lin Feng afraid to look directly. With her eyes closed, she felt something clang and hit the ground heavily. Lin Feng half-opened his eyes and saw his husband straddling his legs, sitting on the back of the black pig that had fallen to the ground and unable to get up, and slapping the man's head twice with his arms.

Use the extra waist rope as a rein to tie the wild boar's neck.

The wild boar was so angry that it roared angrily and manically.

It stumbles, jumps, runs, and screams wildly.

It tried to throw the weak human sitting on its back with a big movement, and then trampled it into a pulp with its limbs and pig's trotters!

The results of it?

The result is naturally a failure.

Shen Tang was as steady as a mountain, clutching the waist rope, and his center of gravity was always stable. Seeing that Lang Jun was at ease, Lin Feng also let go of her worries and began to think about it involuntarily. Unexpectedly, a nap one day occurred in her mind. She got up early and vaguely listened to the detailed words of the mother-in-law who was waiting in the courtyard. The story of a strong man who chopped up a wild boar with his bare hands and beat the wild boar until he knelt down and begged for mercy.

When has the inner house girl heard such a curious story?

Blushing and curious.

Lin Feng didn't understand. What was there to be curious about?

How can a wild boar "kneel down and beg for mercy"?

It was not until many years later that I accidentally found an old booklet and discovered that the wild boar that was subdued by the strong man with his bare hands was a male monster.

Seeing that the strong man refused to let go, he turned into a woman. The strong man was very satisfied, so the two of them babbled, and the couple returned the house.

When Lin Feng regained his wandering mind, the wild boar had completely lost its temper and lay on the ground panting. Lang Jun proudly stepped on its head: "Get up, isn't it very arrogant?"

Lin Feng: "..."

She felt that her husband was more arrogant.

It vaguely matched the "strong man" the mother-in-law said that afternoon.

The wild boar grunted twice in pain from being kicked. Instead of being arrogant and harsh as before, it became more pleading and very obedient.

Shen Tang is not a soft-hearted person.

If she hadn't been able to fight the wild boar with her bare hands, not to mention more than twenty piglets, both she and Lin Feng would have been killed and eaten by this wild boar. In the end, the wild boar was given a chance to make up for his mistake. He used the wild boar as a walking mount, which made it easier to walk the pig.

Wild boars are not so easy to tame.

But Shen Tang was not so soft-hearted.

If you beat them if you don't obey, no matter how violent the wild boar is, it will be completely frightened.

As an animal with a very high IQ, in its desire to survive, it seems to be able to understand what "a man who knows the current affairs is a hero" - the more than twenty cubs cannot eat, the short humans cannot mess with, and the fierce demon on its back Even less disobedient! ! !

"Drive! Drive! Drive!"

Between the mountains and fields, Shen Tang's laughter was heard.

Worried that Tianming would run away, Chu Yao secretly observed: "..."

Gong Shuwu, who was worried that Mr. Chu Yao would meet a jackal: "..."

They didn't get close, they stood far away, they could only see Shen Tang and Lin Feng who had turned into two dots, and they were speechless for a while.

Gong Shuwu hesitated: "Would you like to buy a horse for Wulang?"

Although Shen Lang has a motorcycle, the motorcycle is a mule after all.

There is reason to suspect that Shen Tang is so happy to ride a pig, and he is complaining about the rule that "the literary heart has no horses" by saying "drive" one by one.

Perhaps raising a foal can alleviate Shen Lang's madness?

Chu Yao: "..."

He sees no relationship between the two.

It's purely because Goro loves to play, but he just plays a little crazy.

Thus, what Qishan saw was the scene where Mr. Shen Xiaolang was riding a wild boar with a group of piglets behind him, and Lin Feng was chasing after him with his short legs.

What a wonderful story...

What a wonderful fart!

Qi Shan looked at Mr. Shen, who was dressed like a savage, with a waist rope still around the wild boar's neck, and felt that his eyes were turning black.

Immediately afterwards, a roar resounded through the sea of ​​clouds in the mountains.

"Chu! Wu! Hui!"

_(:з　∠)_

Originally, Lin Feng's mother-in-law wanted to drive a car, but alas, I was afraid of being locked up in a dark room. Recently, the background received more than a dozen notifications that old books have been blocked, and they plan to review and seal them and change them together.

PS: As expected, the number one spot on the new book monthly ticket sales list has disappeared today. The 27-day streak of winning the title has also come to an end. It was also pushed to the third place. I am trying my best to get monthly votes here, so that my new book will have a good start. If you can’t be number one, it’s okay to give shiitake mushrooms a second place┭┮﹏┭┮

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