Back Off, Let Me Come

Regarding riding a pig, Shen Tang can make a few quibbles.

Last time she had dinner, she mentioned raising pigs, the fatness of castrated meat, and some precautions for raising pigs. She thought there was nothing more to say about it - maybe one day she would catch a few piglets and raise them on a whim - who knows the next day, the sun Through the window, she climbed up from the bed with squinting eyes. When Lin Feng brought the water for washing, she couldn't hide the joy on her face.

"What's good today?" She joked after rinsing her mouth and wiping her face, "The corners of her mouth are almost touching the base of her ears."

Lin Feng was clearly overjoyed, but he pretended to be calm and deliberately lowered his voice to sound mature: "Mr. Chu won't let me tell you, saying that the surprise will come only if Mr. Lang goes to see it in person."

Shen Tang was confused, but he still coaxed Lin Feng out, arranged the hem of his dirty clothes, and put on clean clothes. He used a finger comb to gather his hair into a bunch, and used a wooden comb to tidy up the unruly upturned hair. He held a hair rope in his mouth and walked out of the house while tying it up.

Lin Feng couldn't wait any longer.

"Hurry up, sir." She urged in a low voice.

"Don't hold me back, am I here?" It was rare to see the filial Lin Feng showing the childlike innocence he should have at his age. Shen Tang also became somewhat interested and waved his hand, "Let's go, let's go" Let’s go and see how big the ‘surprise’ Wuhui has prepared is.”

Then--

Looking at the more than 20 little piglets surrounded by fences, she fell silent. The strong smell tortured her nose, and the noisy noise ravaged her ears.

Different from her silence, it was probably the first time for Lin Feng to see a live pig. His eyes were bright and full of curiosity.

If it weren't for fear, I would want to touch it.

These piglets have been carefully washed and there is no mud or dirt on them. Most of them have black backs and pink hooves. From a distance, they look like they are wearing a black blanket. The black color extends from the back to the face, nose, and mouth, so they are called "black-faced men." The rest of the body is completely black.

Shen Tang swallowed.

She was not greedy, she was frightened by Chu Yao.

Are you moving so fast? ? ?

"Caught in the mountains?"

Chu Yao said: "No, I bought it from a farmer."

Shen Tang was curious: "Is there anyone who can afford to raise pigs now?"

Doesn’t it mean that people don’t have enough to eat?

Chu Yao asked with a strange expression: "Why not? There are always people in this world who are so rich, and there are always people who are so poor that they have no clothes to wear. Even in the prosperous times, there are still people who are so poor that they sell their sons and daughters. The only difference between the two is It’s about how much, not whether or not.”

Shen Tang refused to give up: "Did you really go into the mountains and dig out a wild boar's nest?"

Chu Yao was funny: "I don't have the energy."

Why go into the mountains to try your luck when you can spend money to buy it?

Wild boars are not easy to mess with. In this bandit den, except Gong Shuwu and Wu Lang, who can fight a wild boar head-on?

Don't mention Qi Bu Shan, that guy hasn't come back yet!

Shen Tang looked at a group of piglets and became greedy: "Which one should I kill tonight? I heard that local pigs grow slowly, with less lean meat and more fat. I wonder how to roast suckling pig... It must be roasted. I don’t know if these pigs have cysticerci..."

Unexpectedly, Chu Yao asked meaningfully.

"Who said they're edible?"

Shen Tang was surprised: "...If you don't want to eat it, how about keeping it?"

"Yes, keep it."

Shen Tang's brows drooped and his mouth pursed in disappointment, but he quickly cheered up and patted Lin Feng on the shoulder: "It's okay to keep him, but if he slaughters him now, you won't be able to eat him. When you perform filial piety, it will be a pig too." When it’s too big, let’s slaughter some of them and set up a banquet!”

Lin Feng hesitated for a while and nodded.

Chu Yao: "Goro, you raise it."

Shen Tang's expression froze instantly, and he was confused: "Huh?"

Who raises it? ? ?

"The noble ones refuse to eat, and the poor don't know how to cook it. It's a pity! I thought about it day and night. What Wu Lang said yesterday made sense, so I thought I could give it a try. If we can really use the method of castration, we can make the people eat food at a low price. The meat is as good as mud, and its merits will last forever." As he spoke, Chu Yao couldn't help but smile on his face, and said in a brisk tone, "Maybe Wulang can even earn the nickname of 'Wujin layman'."

Shen Tang: "..."

She felt that her expression at the moment was close to that of the black-faced man. What the hell is "Wujin Jushi" (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hmph, it was obvious that she was bullying her young age.

I think she is so deceitful, coax her to raise pigs!

Shen Tang really wanted to refuse, but looking at the piglets in the pen, and then thinking about their meat, and then thinking about braised pork ribs, braised pig's trotters, sweet and sour pork loin, braised pork with pickles... she swallowed shamefully. , muttering: "Self-reliance, self-reliance..."

The more I think about it, the more I become greedy.

Shen Tang stood up and raised his head under the temptation of delicious food: "Huh, just raise them. I can raise people, but can't I raise a few pigs?"

She had to admit one thing.

She is the body of a greedy piggy.

Chu Yao smiled kindly, thinking of something suddenly.

"Goro can transform into a weapon, right?"

"sure."

Why ask this?

Chu Yao twirled his beard and said with satisfaction: "This is very good, very good. Then there is no need to customize the knife."

"What's so good? What's wrong with being able to transform into a weapon?"

"Isn't the piglet going to be castrated? A castrated pig naturally needs a blade. Ordinary swords are made of ordinary iron and have to be forged over thousands of times. They are inevitably stained with dirt, but the swords made by Yan Ling are made of the energy of heaven and earth. They are clean. It should be more suitable.”

Shen Tang: "...ah this..."

"Mother Sword": "..."

"Yao has learned a lot about cooking recently." Chu Yao smiled amiably, "If the young pig doesn't survive after castration, it can be stewed to replenish the body of Wu Lang. Everyone in the world believes that 'all meat is nourishing, but pork is not.' , but Yao disagrees, pork can also nourish the body."

Shen Tang: "..."

After thinking about it, she thought it was okay.

Of course, she was not prepared to actually use the "Mother's Sword" to castrate piglets. The blade was too long and difficult to control.

She asked Gong Shuwu for help.

A brave warrior can create eighteen types of weapons.

Including very small knives...

Gong Shuwu immediately stared: "...Now, now?"

"Of course not now. It is not appropriate to go under the knife directly when these piglets arrive in a new environment, which will affect the success rate! My opinion is to wait until they are familiar with the new environment, then practice their body, and then go under the knife after three to five days. By the way, it's still You have to study the body structure of these pigs, otherwise it will be bad if you cut the wrong place..."

Gong Shuwu: "..."

Looking at Mr. Shen Xiaolangjun who was chattering and fighting seriously for pork, he was really worried that Mr. Qishan would strangle Mr. Chu Yao to death when he came back. Shen Tang is a very serious person and is obsessed with Piggy.

While pouring the chopped "feed" mixed with water into the stone trough, I was thinking about how to operate on the pig.

When it comes to surgery, pigs are similar to humans, right? ? ?

What preparation does a person need for surgery? ? ?

"You must not eat before the operation...Lin Feng, please remember to eat twice, no, three times!" Shen Tang thought while asking Lin Feng to record his inspirations and sort them out later, "...Also, I have to give After shaving, do you have to give me a bath?”

Lin Feng was puzzled: "Are you still going to do this?"

"Castrate a pig and cut off a piece of meat from it. If it is not washed clean and the dirt penetrates into the body along the wound, a person will die of illness, let alone a pig. Please note... Also, you have to wake up early in the morning. Around sunrise, around sunset in the evening..."

Lin Feng was confused: "Why is this?"

"Cool, not hot, not sweaty, I hate the smell of sweat."

Lin Feng: "..."

So what does this have to do with pigs? ? ?

"Not even if you're sick."

Lin Feng: "Not even for minor illnesses?"

"No, I want to be healthy, preferably active and active."

Chu Yao: "...???"

He wondered if Goro had worked in Jamsil...

Black-faced Man: It’s another name for pig. Most of the local pigs are black pigs.

Wujin: It is also an elegant name for pig. Wujin layman is teasing Tang Mei.

The rich refuse to eat it, the poor don't know how to cook it, and the "price is as low as mud": these are all odes to pork from Dongpo lay people.

Jamsil: In fact, it is a prison where castration is carried out. Wuhui discovered that Wulang was "self-taught" in this.

PS: This is the first month for a new book, and it is also the only one on the new book monthly ticket list. I hope I can get a good ranking (I have been writing books for many years, and I have never won the first place on the new book monthly ticket list. Damn it). In the last three days of the month, it is 28 , 29, 30, the monthly ticket is doubled, and the crowdfunding reward is doubled (I remember it was four times) from 8pm to 24pm every night?

PPS: Kneel down and beg for monthly tickets