My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

Chapter 43 043 Wang Huan's comic dialogue amazes the audience!

The whole audience was really amazed.

And those players who competed in the same field were also shocked.

There is still this trick? That's awesome!

Nearly a thousand words of "Reporting the Name of Vegetables" by heart?

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

Wang Huan looked at the other 30 contestants and asked, "Who else?"

No one responded.

Wang Huan continued to ask: "Who else wants to compete with me in the basic skills of cross talk? Who else wants to compete with me in "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable"?"

Still no response.

Wang Huan looked at the judges' seat and said, "Mr. Zhang Wenyao, am I qualified to perform on this stage now? Can you give me a fair and just competition?"

Zhang Wenyao's face was very ugly. After a long while, he said: "Of course, but I still want to tell you that the basic skills of cross talk are important, but in the final analysis it is the creative ability, and the works are the most convincing. And you Knowing the purpose of our National Crosstalk Competition, that is to only use original jokes."

Wang Huan said: "I know."

This is really getting to the bottom of it, the most important thing in cross talk is the jokes, if the jokes are not funny, no matter how deep your skills are, it’s useless to talk about the hype.

And excellent cross talk jokes are actually very difficult to write.

It usually takes one or two years to write a cross talk work.

As a result, many cross talk actors perform on TV, but what should they do if they can't write jokes? Just copying Internet jokes, more than a dozen Internet jokes are strung together to form a collection, which is not a complete work at all.

As for the other contestants, there is actually a company behind them, a cross talk club.

The works they come to participate in are often written with the strength of the entire company, basically they do not fight alone.

And Wang Huan is alone, and has never graduated from high school, let alone wrote jokes.

So no matter how fast you can speak, how fluently you can recite the names of dishes, and how strong your memory is, it is useless.

Otherwise, this is not a cross talk contest, but a super brain.

If the jokes don’t work, then it’s nothing.

They absolutely do not believe that Wang Huan's ability to write jokes in a short time can be compared to a professional cross talk team?

People have been doing this for decades.

There have been three groups of contestants just now, and those jokes were all excellent, but they were all eliminated.

Can you, Wang Huan, be an exception?

Zhang Wenyao said: "Wang Huan, your performance just now bought you three minutes."

"We will give you three minutes. If within three minutes, your jokes are not exciting, funny, or excellent, we will still ring the bell to eliminate you."

"If the audience doesn't laugh or applaud three times within three minutes, then your cross talk work is still not good enough, and we will still eliminate you! This is also the general standard of our program, and we didn't treat you harshly."

three minutes?

Make the audience laugh three times and clap three times?

This difficulty is really not small, because the whole network blacked Wang Huan before, so the audience was quite hostile to Wang Huan, thinking that he is a clown who likes to hype.

Although Wang Huan's reported dish name just now restored some of his image, but it will take time and work to completely restore the image of the hype clown before.

"Alright, Wang Huan, please start your performance officially!"

Immediately, everyone pricked up their ears, waiting for Wang Huan's performance.

It's time to see the truth.

You hype king, do you know how to talk about cross talk?

Reporting the name of the dish is not a real cross talk.

The time has come to really decide whether Wang Huan can stay, or even go further in the National Crosstalk Contest.

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The host said: "Wang Huan, Lu Zhengtao, please start your performance."

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stood in front of the microphone again.

Wang Huan said with a smile: Master, this is the first time we have come to this stage, right?

Lu Zhengtao: The first time.

Wang Huan: But we are old friends too.

Lu Zhengtao: What's the matter?

Wang Huan: Because people often see me on TV and on the Internet. Two days ago when I squatted in the toilet, I saw my name on the door. I don’t know what to write it on. The fly is still bloodshot, this guy hates me so much that he has an anal fissure.

Lu Zhengtao: Heh, your name is so stinky, it stinks, but it's also possible that this buddy forgot to bring the paper.

At this point, the audience couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Wang Huan's self-deprecation is very interesting. Although it is a bit vulgar, it is still funny.

Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

Wang Huan: Although everyone has heard my name, they have never seen me face to face.

Lu Zhengtao: There is no such opportunity, otherwise you would have been beaten to death long ago.

Wang Huan: So everyone is very interested, so I will take this opportunity to make a public appearance, so that everyone can see clearly? But to be honest, when I'm on stage today, I'm not prepared for any show.

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? It's all on stage and you're not even ready for the show?

Wang Huan: Master, what show do you think I should perform? We are all athletes, why don't we have a sports competition here?

Lu Zhengtao: Running?

Wang Huan: That won't work. Breaking the world record here doesn't count. It's a waste of time.

Lu Zhengtao: How about we box?

Wang Huan: Do you think it is appropriate for me to hit you? Besides, you see my face is so handsome, are you willing to do it?

Lu Zhengtao: I watch less, for fear of slapping you to death. So what are we competing in?

Wang Huan: What do you think is my specialty?

Lu Zhengtao: Your specialty? Not running? You are a sprinter.

Wang Huan: Huh? You are my master, why don't I know what specialties I have? !

Lu Zhengtao: Apart from running, I really don’t know.

Wang Huan: Bragging, I can bragging! Some time ago I made a big deal, saying that I want to win the gold medal in the 100-meter Olympic Games, you don’t know?

Lu Zhengtao: If it weren't for this bad luck, your name wouldn't be plastered on the wall. But what does this have to do with today's show?

Wang Huan: Master, let's brag about today's performance!

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Depend on! Have!

Many judges have inexplicably felt the charm of this joke.

Because it's a special question.

Why is Wang Huan famous and why is he scolded by the whole people?

Isn't it because he uttered nonsense on the "Study Hard" program, claiming that he would compete for the Olympic 100-meter gold medal?

Everyone said he was bragging.

Unexpectedly, the theme of his cross talk today is bragging?

Is this the finishing touch?

Immediately, some of the audience began to applaud, and some already laughed out loud again.

What Wang Huan wants to adapt is the classic piece "Hundred Blowing Picture" by Master Ma Ji from another world, which is very funny.

This work is also a representative work of Mr. Ma.

Even after more than ten years, many cross talk tapes have this joke.

It can be seen how successful, how funny, and how classic.

Not only is it funny, but it also has a strong sense of social irony.

Although Mr. Ma Ji has other jokes that are more famous, such as "Universe Brand Cigarettes", "Hundred Blowing Pictures" is more in line with Wang Huan at this time.

For Wang Huan, this cross talk work is completely getting twice the result with half the effort.

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Next, Wang Huan's performance continued.

The state is getting better and better, more and more exciting.

The judges were astonished, and the other contestants couldn't believe it.

And the audience present was even more surprised.

The cross talk written by Wang Huan is really funny.

It was full of laughs, one after another, the audience was completely rocked with laughter.

Zhang Wenyao said that Wang Huan should be given three minutes.

If they can't impress the judges within three minutes, they still have to ring the bell to eliminate them.

The three-minute show time is coming up soon.

Wang Huan has already said wonderfully layered, climax after another.

Lu Zhengtao: I have a secret recipe handed down from my ancestors in bragging. I can make a square one into a round one.

Wang Huan: I can blow short ones into long ones.

Lu Zhengtao: I can turn ugly into beautiful.

Wang Huan: I can turn the dead into living.

Lu Zhengtao: Hey, you are amazing.

Wang Huan: Blow it? !

Lu Zhengtao: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart family, my father is a braggart, and there are a lot of braggarts in their circle.

Wang Huan said: I know, there are still five people sitting in front of us, and they are all called judges.

Speaking of this, the three-minute performance time is up.

The audience couldn't hold it anymore, they burst out laughing and started applauding.

And the faces of the five judges became more exciting.

All the audience couldn't help but look towards the judges' seats, and laughed out loud again.

The hammers in the hands of the five judges really can't go down. If you go down now, it's retaliation against the contestants. Why are you so narrow-minded.

And Wang Huan's cross talk is really funny.

The sense of rhythm is even more top-notch.

No one rang the bell to eliminate, so Wang Huan's performance continued.

It was really layered, full of laughter, and wonderful.

Next, Wang Huan's performance became even more climaxed.

The laughs are extremely dense, one after another.

This section of Mr. Ma Ji's "Hundred Blowing Pictures" is extremely excellent even for a famous artist, the kind that can win awards in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

What's more, what about a newcomer like Wang Huan? The psychological expectations of the audience for him are not high at all, after all, he has never talked about cross talk.

All of a sudden, there are classic jokes that have been passed down for decades, and the lethality can be imagined.

What kind of surprise can it bring? ! It is also conceivable.

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The performance continued, to the middle and late stages.

Lu Zhengtao: I invited someone to dinner last night!

Wang Huan: I also invited people to dinner last night!

Lu Zhengtao: How I play, how he plays!

Wang Huan: Come on!

Lu Zhengtao: It's ruined after eating. I swallowed my chopsticks!

Wang Huan: Even if I eat it, it will go bad! I swallowed the spoon!

Lu Zhengtao: I ate and rotted again! I bit off a piece of the plate.

Wang Huan: Even if I eat it, it will go bad! I bit off a piece of the big bowl!

Lu Zhengtao: I ate and rotted again! I bit down that table!

Wang Huan: Even if I eat it, it will go bad. I bite... I bite my nose off!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? Are you within reach?

Wang Huan: I bit it with my feet crossed! Can you manage it?

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Everyone listened with great enthusiasm, and Wang Huan's cross talk soon came to an end.

Lu Zhengtao: I am 2.69 meters tall.

Wang Huan: I am 3.69 meters.

Lu Zhengtao: Are you that tall?

Wang Huan: Are you that tall?

Lu Zhengtao: I'm hot and cold!

Wang Huan: I swell with heat and contract with cold.

Lu Zhengtao: Then you are not as tall as me, I am as tall as the Beijing White Tower.

Wang Huan: I am a head taller than the White Tower.

Lu Zhengtao: I'm still tall.

Wang Huan: I am tall.

Lu Zhengtao: The plane flew from my waist.

Wang Huan: Satellites hit my feet.

Lu Zhengtao: I am tall.

Wang Huan: I am tall.

Lu Zhengtao: The blue sky is above my head, and I can't go higher than my feet on the ground!

Wang Huan: I... my upper lip is touching the sky, and my lower lip is touching the ground!

Lu Zhengtao: Huh? ! The upper lip is next to the sky, and the lower lip is next to the ground?

Wang Huan: Ah!

Lu Zhengtao: Then where is your face?

Wang Huan: Those of us who talk about cross talk are shameless!

Lu Zhengtao: Hey!

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So far, Wang Huan's cross talk performance has officially ended.

Wang Huan bowed and said: "Our performance is over. Our cross talk is called "I Want to Brag". Thank you everyone."

Immediately, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

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Note: In order to recommend tickets, I can also be shameless! Kneeling and licking, my lords, long live benefactor, I want benefactor!